Very Bad Poetry | An Experiment In Digital Poetry

Freddy Oswald

jeremy® — Mon, 19 Apr 2010 23:46:16 +0000

Hailing from the market town of Rayleigh, just east of London, Freddy Oswald now calls West Hollywood, California home. First gaining prominence as a young actor in 1972 playing Gavin, the mischievous toddler in the short-lived BBC2 series One Toke Over The Line, Oswald is currently back in fashion. His evocative memoir Four Lost Decades recently spent 31 consecutive weeks on The New York Times bestseller list. Known as an unpredictable and exciting guest, he is a fixture on both the late night and daytime talk show circuit. Oswald holds the distinction of being the only on-air guest to propose marriage to Ellen, Oprah, Letterman, Leno, and Jon Stewart. Although ever-present on television, Oswald hasn’t been seen in a feature film since Ron Shelton’s 1999 bomb, Play It to the Bone. Oswald smokes Bali Shag Blue rolled in Rizla Licorice paper, drinks Johnny Walker Black on the rocks, and rides a Triumph Thruxton café racer.

Dr. Julius Cobheim

jeremy® — Mon, 19 Apr 2010 23:43:06 +0000

Dr. Julius Cobheim is the head of Caucasian Studies at Brickman University in Tulsa, Oklahoma. He has been invited numerous times to speak at the white house two doors down. Currently, he is touring the Tulsa area with many engagements in coffee houses and public squares. He is the father of three boys: Thomas, Samuel, and Eliot.

Patrycia Jones-Smyth

jeremy® — Mon, 19 Apr 2010 23:38:35 +0000

Patrycia Jones-Smyth is an accomplished lecturer and used car salesperson. She began her career in poetry after graduating cum laude from the University of Greater Kingman Arizona, where she played a large role in establishing the Department of Pre-Post-Feminist Studies. She is currently working on a new book of verse entitled My Heart, My Heart, Please Have Some Words With My Inflamed Liver. She lives alone with her cats Snowball, Muffins, Pookie, Fluffy, Giorgio, Claudia, Ringo, Snowball II, and Muffins II.

X-Raided

jeremy® — Mon, 19 Apr 2010 21:18:04 +0000

X – Raided is a self-proclaimed “street prophet.” He learned his gritty style on the mean streets of Thousand Oaks, California, where he was abandoned after numerous attempts by his mother to to determine his biological father on the Maury Povich show. He has been recognized by many people from his elementary school, of which he says, “not bad for someone who didn’t even finish that damn school.”

Mama Gaga

jeremy® — Fri, 09 Apr 2010 18:03:26 +0000

The massive success Lady Gaga has achieved, now has much of the world wondering, ‘Where does she come up with such deep, meaningful… life-changing lyrics for her songs?’ Lyrics such as, ‘doop do doop, just dance’, ‘puh puh puh pokerface puh puh pokerface… mum mum mum mum’, or ‘ra ma rum ma mah’ have rocketed this fame monster straight to the top. Few people realize that before she was a pop superstar, she got her start reading underground poetry. Even fewer people realize that she inherited this talent from her mother, a woman whom has been writing earth-shattering poems since before she could speak. Well, it’s time to let this well kept secret out… and reveal to the world the spellbinding glory that is Mama Gaga.